Bathrobe-Wearing Mom Burns An Albert Pujols Jersey In Her Driveway (Video)
My guess is this lady isn’t in the market for a discounted Albert Pujols Fathead. Suggestion: While watching the video of this angry, bathrobe-wearing mother dousing her Albert Pujols St. Louis Cardinals jersey with lighter fluid and then setting it ablaze while standing in the driveway while she reluctantly has her pyromaniacal tendencies documented by her son, play Jimi Hendrix’s “Fire” for appropriate background music. As Albert might say to Cardinals fans, “You don’t care about me, I don’t care about that.” Fitting.
On the other hand, if you are a despondent Cards fan and are feeling the burning and “Fire” just isn’t your cup of tea, you could alternatively find comfort by utilizing “Eternal Flame” by The Bangles for the video’s soundtrack. Close your eyes, gimme your hand, darlin’ and so on and so forth.
Do you feel the same? Come and ease the pain. Someone should sing that to the poor Mom up there in the video.
[Grazie, Rant Sports]