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Ndamukong Suh Dismembers A Packers Player In Latest Taiwanese Animation Video

Wow. Just when you thought NMA World Edition news videos couldn’t get any stranger, this one comes along which chronicles everybody’s favorite anger management treatment candidate, Detroit Lions defensive lineman Ndamukong Suh. While his various transgressions against fair play have been well chronicled, they have never been illustrated so viscerally, as evidenced by how Suh’s foot stomp of Green Bay Packers’ offensive lineman Evan Dietrich-Smith during the teams’ Thanksgiving Day game is characterized in the above video, which shows Suh tearing Dietrich-Smith apart limb from limb in a cartoon-esque bloodbath.

Other delightful displays of psychotic imagery from the video:

  • Suh’s grabbing of Jake Delhomme’s facemask and the subsequent slamming of the quarterback’s body to the turf in a Tom & Jerry-like display of animated violence
  • How Suh’s treatment of Chicago Bears quarterback of Jay Cutler is illustrated as some kind of twisted homage to a Mortal Kombat finishing move
  • The psychotic manner in which Suh is shown flailing his arms about while roaring like a lion
  • The NFL and Roger Goodell depicted as a lion tamer backing Suh into a cage

But when it’s all said and done, the dismemberment of Evan Dietrich-Smith is the video’s most entertaining aspect. Well done, NMA World Edition.