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Holy Crap, Steel Panther’s Hair Metal Song, ‘Just Like Tiger Woods’ Is, Uh, Holy Crap

At long last, a retread ’80s hair metal band has finally addressed the entire Tiger Woods scandal. And we have Steel Panther, who according to the bio on their website, is the “hottest band out of Hollywood since Motley Crue, Guns N’ Roses and Poison ruled the Sunset Strip.” And how.

Steel Panther’s song, “Just Like Tiger Woods,” a track from the band’s current release, “Balls Out” (here’s the album cover – wow) is an anthemic, headbanging romp that is sure to get your toes tapping while you raise a double-handed”Sign of the Horns” while you sing along to the chorus, which goes a little something like this:

If you want to be like Tiger Woods
Fertilize the ladies in your neighborhood
Get real rich and you will find
All the hot chicks will want to grind

If you want to be like Tiger Woods
Grip that shaft like you know you should
Get a platinum card, it’ll be all good
Girls will want you, just like Tiger Woods

 Yep. There you have it. Video featuring the smoking-hot single follows. Enjoy.

Freaking brilliant. Now don’t tell me you won’t be downloading that track quicker than Tiger can crash a Cadillac Escalade into a tree.

[eternal gratitude to Devil Ball Golf]