Wake N’ Blog: Search Of Acapulco Prison Nets Peacocks, Pot, Prostitutes

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• An unbelievable amount of contraband was discovered a surprise search of an Acapulco prison. The booty: two peacocks, 100 fighting cocks, 19 prostitutes and two sacks filled with marijuana, televisions, several bottles of alcohol and knives. Sounds like a killer place to do time. Unless you don’t like birds. [azcentral]

• Tim Tebow invited Dwight Howard and LeBron James to play for the Broncos. It just might work. No it won’t. [Larry Brown Sports]

• A Champions League soccer player named his newborn son “Trendy.” [Off the Bench]

• Yao Ming is attending classes at a University in China. [Ball Don’t Lie]

• This is from last week, but I neglected to mention it: check out this WWF Wrestling Superstars Shootout Table Top Hockey Game. [Puck Daddy]

• Ladies and germs, The Shutdown Corner Halfway Point All-Overrated Team: Defense. [Shutdown Corner]

• A Welsh rugby player has a stroke, wakes up in the hospital, is gay. [The Slanch Report]

• Check out this Italian soccer announcer absolutely lose it during a goal call. [Awful Announcing]

• A Knicks blogger won an Emmy. Yay bloggers! [Bob’s Blitz]

• Time for LOLNFL for Week 9. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• A soccer player got a red card for taking his jersey off too early. [Outside the Boxscore]

• The Onion Headline of the Day: NBA Says They Can Still Salvage A 10-Game Season