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• Preliminary test results indicate a motorist had an abnormally high” level of alcohol in his system when he sped through the streets of Moscow naked, a joyride during which he into 17 cars prior to his apprehension. [Yahoo!]

• In new book, Shaq explains why his relationship with Kobe went sour. [Ball Don’t Lie]

• CC Sabathia agrees to new deal with the Yankees. Yay. [Rumors & Rants]

• A Mexican soccer team has replaced players’ names on jerseys with Twitter handles. [Off the Bench]

• The editors at BC are requesting that the gift they purchased for the Kris Humphries-Kim Kardsashian nuptials be returned. [Busted Coverage]

• The video game NBA Jam exists because of Terminator 2. Wait. What? [With Leather]

• Here’s Phillip Rivers losing the game for the Chargers last night. [Outside the Boxscore]

• Colts fans are already sporting Andrew Luck jerseys. What a bunch of rubes. [Sharapova’s Thigh]

• The funniest sports photos from the month of October. [Sports Pickle]

• Peter King is well aware of the fact that Bill Belichick is awesome. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Here’s a behind-the-scenes video from the Victoria’s Secret Holiday 2011 Angels TV commercial. [Bob’s Blitz]

• The Onion Headline of the Day: ABBEVILLE, MS—Farmer Gary Stangler has painstakingly spelled out his marriage proposal in alfalfa seed and is hoping to meet a nice lady by springtime.