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Wake N’ Blog: (Yawn) Same Old Story, Game Of Monopoly Results In Knife Attack

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• A Santa Fe woman was arrested on the suspicion that she stabbed her boyfriend over a game of Monopoly. 60-year-old Laura Chavez is accused of stabbing her 48-year-old boyfriend repeatedly because he was allegedly cheating. All I know is if the cops didn’t say, “You are going directly to jail. Do not pass Go and do not collect $200” they missed an awesome opportunity. [Yahoo!]

• A woman whose dream was to see the Rangers win the World Series died Wednesday after a long battle with cancer. [Larry Brown Sports]

• This fight between P.K. Subban and Brad Marchand is fantastic. [Puck Daddy]

• Asante Samuel sure isn’t making friends with the Eagles front office. [Shutdown Corner]

• Yikes: Chargers guard Kris Dielman suffered a seizure on a flight. [Rumors & Rants]

• Brawls between rival Chinese kayaking teams are the best kind of brawls. [Off the Bench]

• Brandon Jennings’ logic as to why the NBA lockout will end. The world is shaped like a basketball. Alrighty then. [That NBA Lottery Pick]

• The 24 greatest moment in Tebowing’s short history. [Busted Coverage]

• In the latest edition of The Dugout: Jim Thome’s back, baby! [With Leather]

• Here’s video of former NBAer Joe Smith arguing with a pumpkin. [The Basketball Jones]

• Some high school football players were busted for their part in an interesting scavenger hunt. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Ladies and germs, KSK would like to wish you a Happy Halloween from your Neighborhood Sex & Fantasy Football Mailbag. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

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