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• A man in northwestern Pennsylvania was apprehended by police after he went door-to-door through his neighborhood exposing himself. Brody Hall, 22, told the Corry police chief, after he knocked upon his door at 6:15 a.m. that he was performing his impromptu peep show to “scare the children.” Yeah, that will help his defense. [azcentral]

• A pig farmer has won $300,000 playing fantasy baseball. [Off the Bench]

• JaMarcus Russell says sleep apnea and former Raiders head coach Tom Cable were the reasons behind his failure as an NFL quarterback. [Larry Brown Sports]

• You have $5,000? You can buy Tim Tebow’s magic pants! [With Leather]

• In case you missed it, Zooey Deschanel sang the national anthem before the World Series the other night. That gal is too cool for school and you should love her. [The Slanch Report]

• Here’s the Bruins’ Zdeno Chara wearing a bunny suit. [Puck Daddy]

• Finally, malcontent underachiever Bernard Berrian has been cut by the Vikings. As a Vikings fan, all I can say is, what a jagoff that guy is. [Shutdown Corner]

• Locked out NBAer Al Harrington tried to eat a massive burger in Vegas. And failed. [The Basketball Jones]

• Here’s a video of a Colombian soccer coach spitting on a referee. Roberto Alomar wholeheartedly approves. [Outside the Boxscore]

• LOLNFL 2001, Week 7 edition. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

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