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(Photo) Mario Balotelli Sneaks A Peek At Porno Mag In Front Of Girlfriend

And we’re not talking about Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli taking a gander at some adult magazine — an issue of Fiesta! to be exact (the exclamation point implies it’s really good and smutty, I reckon) — in front of some dowdy, annoying girlfriend in an attempt to inspire jealously, either. His special lady friend is the gorgeous Italian model and television personality Raffaella Fico. The guy has got guts, man. Or maybe it’s possible that Fico is down with the erotica angle and has no problem with Balotelli’s gawking slack-jawed at porn in front of customers and the paparazzi at what the Daily Mail refers to as a “newsagent.” Ha. The Brits and their weird names for things. I wonder what their slang term for porn is. Probably something like “diddilypics” or something like that.

But back to the fact that Balotelli has no problem looking at a porno mag in front of his gal. Maybe he’s only looking at the mag for the articles. Certainly possible, right?

But in the end, Balotelli puts down the smut and helps Fico pick out some candy. What a guy, although that’s not the kind of candy he has in mind if you know what I mean! Because I don’t.

Balotelli hits the top… with flick through naughty mag in front of his missus! [Daily Mail]