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(Photo) Dang, Nuggets Forward J.R. Smith Sure Has A Lot Of Tattoos

Jeez Louise, there doesn’t appear to be one square inch on J.R. Smith’s upper torso that isn’t inked. He’s running out of skin, man. He’s like the medium character in Clive Barker’s “Book of Blood” only the ghosts that write their stories on his skin are dead tattoo artists.

Note: Yes, I realize that Clive Barker reference was a reach — and an obscure one at that — but that does not mean I wouldn’t recommend that you read the story. “Take a look, it’s in a book, Reading Rainbow.Wow, I feel just like LeVar Burton. And I’m not even wearing my Geordi La Forge costume. Weird.

[H/T The Basketball Jones]