(Video) Harsh, Brah: Dizzy Bat Competitor Loses Grip Of Bat, Drills Dude
Sobering statistic: 4 out of 5 serious injuries sustained during animated Dizzy Bat shenanigans are the direct result of dizziness.
Even more troubling: 5 out of 5 injuries sustained during animated Dizzy Bat shenanigans are the direct result of drunkenness, but that little factoid is pretty much a no-brainer.
Also, the increased inebriated state of a Dizzy Bat participant directly correlates with enhanced enjoyment for the viewer when watching a bat drill some random guy in the head. Ha. It’s funny because it didn’t happen to us.
[H/T Sports Pickle]