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• One Million Moms, a Mississippi-based group that appears to be a humorless bunch hellbent on ruining everybody’s fun, are attempting to strong-arm various grocery stores and retailers into not selling Ben & Jerry’s new “Schweddy Balls” flavor, which of course is based on the classic Saturday Night Live skit featuring Alec Baldwin, saying the name is nothing but locker room humor not intended to be viewed by children. Get a grip, ladies. [msnbc]

• I know Game 2 of the World Series was played last night, but this edition of The Dugout about Game 1 is too good not to mention. [With Leather]

• Another Raiders fan got an Al Davis tattoo. [Busted Coverage]

• Aaron Rodgers lost a bet to Clay Matthews and was forced to wear USC Trojans gear. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Oh no! The Lingerie Football League might be in trouble if the walkout staged by members of Toronto Triumph is any indication. [Off the Bench]

• Did St. Louis BBQ entice vegetarian Prince Fielder into feasting upon ribs during the NLCS? [Big League Stew]

• Former NBAer Mark Madsen is a burrito thief? And here I thought he was only an awesome dancer. [The Basketball Jones]

• A Denver sports commentator goes trolling, attempts to enrage Avalanche, NHL fans. [Puck Daddy]

• The best soccer celebration of all-time. [Unathletic]

• An Asian Champions League brawl begins with a kick to the head. [Outside the Boxscore]

• Help end the NBA lockout by buying a candy bar. Wait. What? [Ball Don’t Lie]

• Here’s video of an outstanding crash from a college water skiing competition. [Sharapova’s Thigh]

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