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Wake N’ Blog: New Mexico State University Under Severe Panty Raid Alert

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• Security on the campus of New Mexico State University are on the lookout for a pervert who stole $60 worth of colored panties, bras and even some of a woman’s son’s t-shirts off a clothesline where the victim hung the undergarments out to dry. There are no suspects at this time, but if there is a Lambda Lambda Lambda fraternity chapter on campus, I’d start there. [Yahoo!]

• Great news! Apparently, MLB has reconsidered and now Dirk Nowitzki will be throwing out the first pitch at a Texas Rangers home game in the World Series. [My Sports Rumors]

• The Lingerie Football League has expressed interest in Michael Jackson’s 13-year-old daughter. Yep. [Off the Bench]

• The Ronnie Brown trade to Detroit has been voided. Sorry, no Wildcat for you, Lions fans. [Shutdown Corner]

• Fantastic Meme Watch: Aaron Rodgers Photobombing Throughout History [With Leather]

• The 50 most popular athletes on the internet (according to Google). [Busted Coverage]

• Saints tight end Jimmie Graham says LeBron James would shatter records in New Orleans’ offense. [Larry Brown Sports]

• The 25 best players in the NBA right now. [Midwest Sports Fans]

• Here’s Tony La Russa’s appearance on a 1980s game show. [Strait Pinkie]

• Mainstream media doesn’t understand that Twitter is kind of a joke. [Deuce of Davenport]

• Carson Palmer jerseys still selling well in Cincinnati. [Guyism]

• Mike Florio’s secret troll language revealed. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Hilarious: Jesus to Attend Tim Tebow’s Season Debut [Sports Pickle]

The Onion Headline of the Day: Cam Newton Leaves Panthers To Start Own Football Team