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(Video) The ‘Most Metal Moments’ From The MLB Season, Starring…Sebastian Bach?

I suppose it goes without saying that if you want somebody to break down the most metal moments from the MLB season that was in 2011, there are few candidates more deserving than (former? current?) Skid Row frontman and self-described Heavy Metal Superstar (along with a sign of the horns display) Sebastian Bach. And if you think for one minute that Bach is just going to lolly-gaggle through the entire presentation while so obviously reading off cue cards that it borders on comic absurdity, well, you would be absolutely correct.

But that’s not all. Sebastian Bach not only highlights the “most metal” (“as in completely ass-kicking” — his words), the rocker is also going to bring you the most “totally non-metal” moments (“as in kind of lame,” duh). It truly is three-and-a-half-minutes of pure awkwardness.

At the same time, it’s quite a high-profile gig for the aging frontman. I mean, how many “Top 100 Most Metal (insert something here) Moments from (insert era here)” countdowns on VH1?

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have some love letters in the sand to compose.

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