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• An unidentified 43-year-old woman in Everett, Wash. is in custody after she allegedly attempted to cut her sleeping husband’s neck with a power saw. When officers arrived at the homestead, they could hear the victim yelling, “You tried to cut my head off. You’re going to jail.” She is currently being held on bail of $250,000 related to a charge of domestic violence assault. [msnbc]

• Mexican soccer team has been forced to issue an apology for the “mock execution” goal celebration. [Off the Bench]

• The large oil derrick that hangs above the rink at Rexall Place malfunctioned and was dangling above the Edmonton Oilers’ bench. [Puck Daddy]

• LeBron James admitted on Twitter that he misses his fans in Ohio. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Here’s a photo of Derek Jeter hanging out with some chicks at a NYC bar. [Busted Coverage]

• The week that was in screengrab snafus. [Awful Announcing]

• Check out this ominous dust storm cloud bearing down on Texas Tech’s football stadium. [Dr. Saturday]

• Michigan QB Devin Gardner’s crazy scramble from Saturday’s game set to Benny Hill music is awesome. [Kegs ‘N Eggs]

• Yay! LOLNFL for Week 6! [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Ugh: Texas Rangers fan celebrates team’s World Series appearance with a version of Train’s “Hey Soul Sister.” That’s doubly bad. [Outside the Boxscore]

• Here’s video of shirtless Missouri fan getting maced and beat down by cops. [Guyism]

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