Wake N’ Blog: Woman Who Called Ex 1,000 Times In 3 Months Will Not Be Ignored

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• The poor soul who was on the receiving end of more than 1,000 calls and 700 emails over a period of three months better keep an eye on his pet rabbit, if he has one, because it looks like this could be a case of Fatal Attraction. And that’s without mentioning that Toni Jo Silvey used a tire iron and later a sword to break window’s in her ex-boyfriend’s house. She also created an internet persona, “woundedpoeticsoul,” and also started a blog detailing the former couple’s relationship. Yamma hamma, it’s Fright Night. [azcentral]

• Aside from Calvin Johnson’s “Megatron” moniker, which Transformers would other NFL players be? [Shutdown Corner]

• Extreme realignment scenarios for the National Hockey League. [Puck Daddy]

• Speaking of the NHL, this Brendan Shanahan parody video is pretty amusing. [The Big Lead]

• Going inside the Humphries-Kardashian wedding is as profoundly irritating as one might expect. [The Basketball Jones]

• NASCAR’s Carl Edwards: Master Of Football. [With Leather]

• Amar’e Stoudemire’s shoe birthday cake is pretty sweet. [Busted Coverage]

• John Wall’s new Reebok commercial is pretty weird. [That NBA Lottery Pick]

• Saints wide receiver Marques Colston took part in publishing a children’s book about his life. [Chicks in the Huddle]

• Check out this streaker getting taken out by police at a high school football game. [Rant Sports]

• Time for another edition of KSK’s Sex/Fantasy Football Mailbag. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Suck for Luck: The Board Game. [Sports Pickle]

• The Onion Headline of the Day: Yankees, Phillies Playing Sad Little World Series Of Their Own