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• After noticing some missing items from his home, an East Bethel, MN man installed a security camera. Imagine his surprise when the surveillance footage captured a neighbor, an 18-year-old woman, crawling through the doggie door in the kitchen. Amanda Rose Owens has confessed to breaking into the man’s home three times and said she did it to raise funds to pay more her pornography addiction. While possible, I’d say if you click through on the story and get a gander at the complexion she’s sporting in her booking photo, the chance her crime spree was instead to support her meth addiction is much more likely. [Yahoo!]

• Forget about “Are you ready for some football?”, how about “Are you ready for some passive aggression?” [With Leather]

Saturday Night Live did an amusing Moneyball parody. [Big League Stew]

• Pregnant woman finishes Chicago Marathon, promptly gives birth. Huh. [Off the Bench]

• Illinois head coach Ron Zook admitted he didn’t know the score of the game when he went for a two-point conversion on Saturday. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Did an Arizona Cardinals player poop his pants during yesterday’s game? Click through and judge for yourself. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Just when you thought Kris Humphries couldn’t get any douchier… [Bob’s Blitz]

• Are we witnessing the dawn of the Tim Tebow Era in Denver? [Shutdown Corner]

• Okay, people: enough with all the jumping to conclusions about the NHL. [Puck Daddy]

• LeBron James did another commercial for those Sheets thingies. [That NBA Lottery Pick]

• A behind-the-scenes look at the making of the new Derrick Rose-Bull commercial. [Sharapova’s Thigh]

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