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(Photo) ARRGHHH! Following Eye Surgery, James Harrison Feels Like A Pirate

Shiver me timbers and so on and so forth. Yep, James Harrison feels like a pirate. But don’t take my word for it, here’s what the the already-intimidating-but-infinitely-more-so-now-with-that-scowl-and-surgical-eyepatch Steelers linebacker tweeted with the attached above photo following the eye surgery he underwent due to right orbital bone fracture he suffered in Sunday’s game against the Texans — boy, that was a mouthful (via SB Nation):

I feel like a pirate. Lmao

Lmao? That’s an odd thing for a scurvy scallywag to say¬†following surgery to repair broken freaking bones around one’s ocular area. Eye!

Oops. I mean, “Aye!!” Matey.