Phillies CF Shane Victorino: ‘There Was Poo Everywhere’
Now there’s a provocative and attention-grabbing headline if there ever was one. But what is the Phillies center fielder referring to with his “poo everywhere” pronouncement? A post-game catered feast in the clubhouse gone horribly wrong? A laxative-fueled rookie hazing ritual? While those two possibilities would have been hilarious, he was actually speaking to the piles-of-feces-leaving laps the Budweiser Clydesdales took around Busch Stadium prior to Tuesday night’s game between the Phillies and Cardinals in St. Louis.
From CSN Philly (via The700Level):
The famed Budweiser Clydesdales trotted around the warning track a couple of times to big cheers from the crowd.
Shane Victorino wishes they had went around just once.
“How about the horses?” a giddy Victorino said in the clubhouse after the Phillies’ 3-2 win. “They went around a second time and crapped all by our dugout. It smelled awful. I think they did it on purpose. There was poo everywhere.”
It should come as no surprise that the equine symbols of the Anheuser-Busch Company are prominently showcased at a stadium whose name pays tribute to the company that practically owns St. Louis, but trotting them around to poop all over the place prior to a playoff game? That’s pretty, um, …lame.
I bet you thought I was going to go with “crappy” there, didn’t you? Come on, does everything have to involve toilet humor with you people?
Animal House at Busch Stadium in Game 3 [CSN Philly (via The700Level)]