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I’ve Heard Of Beer Goggles Before, But BAR-noculars? That’s Kooky Talk!

Darren Rovell's photo The greatest sports fan invention you've never seen (via @jhogan3132)Darren Rovell on WhoSay

I cannot believe that in all my years, I have never laid eyes upon this brilliant product. I also cannot believe I used the best line I could come up with to riff on the magnificence that is the BAR-noculars invention in the headline of this here post.

On second thought, I actually can believe that regarding my comedic shortcomings. Maybe if I had a fully-loaded pair of BAR-noculars at my desk I could come up with some additional funny material. Then again, considering exactly how much of the creature you can fit into those bad boys, perhaps not. You know what I’m talking about.

[via @darrenrovell]