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• The reality star and former recipient of Hugh Hefner’s creepy advances told People that she has taken out a $1 million insurance policy with Lloyd’s of London on her breasts. Said Madison: “If anything happened to my boobs, I’d be out for a few months and I’d probably be out a million dollars. I thought I’d cover my assets.” Isn’t the fact that she doesn’t cover her assets the source of her income? Further, wouldn’t this have made more sense when, you know, people actually cared about her boobs? [Yahoo!]

•  Speaking of breasts, an NHL prospect would appreciate it if all the ladies would put their boobs away. [Puck Daddy]

• Unbelievable: the bus full of strippers outside Lions game might be illegal. Consider my mind sufficiently blowed. [Shutdown Corner]

• Rick Chandler has seen the future of sports, and it is nude. [Off the Bench]

• Andy Roddick is already on his third wedding wing because he loses them. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Hate a Red Sox fan? Send them a sarcastic sympathy E-card. [Busted Coverage]

• Mike Ditka isn’t pleased with the unflattering details contained in the new book about Walter Payton, says he would spit on its author. [Los That Sports Blog]

• Brilliant: The Dugout takes a look at baseball’s Greatest Night. [With Leather]

• Check out the new Derrick Rose shoe commercial where he “battles” a matador. [Sharapova’s Thigh]

• Jimmy Kimmel kind of sorty of beat Usain Bolt in a race. [Outside the Boxscore]

• A LEGO basketball court? Neato! [Ball Don’t Lie]

• Another Thursday has passed, which means we have a new edition of KSK’s Sex/Fanstasy Football Mailbag. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Hilarious: “Delonte West applies to work at a Cold Stone Creamery” [The Basketball Jones]

• A sneak peek at the Detroit Lions cheerleader calendar. [It’s Always Sunny In Detroit]

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