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• Two Department of Homeland Security employees were injured Monday when a toilet exploded apparently from “a control system malfunction that caused a rise in pressure in the water storage tank.” The bathrooms at the GSA Regional building were closed for two days but have since reopened. [msnbc]

• Count Redskins linebacker Brian Orakpo among those who are sick and tired of hearing about Tony Romo’s heroism. [Shutdown Corner]

• You — yes, you — could be a Dallas Maverick for a day. [The Basketball Jones]

• Foster parents get drunk at Cleveland Browns game, try to leave the stadium without 9-year-old foster son. Nice. [Off the Bench]

• Locked out NBAer Delonte West got a job in the stock room of a furniture store. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Awesome: the Mike Gundy Dance Remix. [Busted Coverage]

• Just as awesome: new Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen makes an appearance in The Dugout. [With Leather]

• The 10 funniest examples of sports figures dancing. [Midwest Sports Fans]

• Slovakian hockey player scores penalty shot goal from his stomach. [Outside the Boxscore]

• Are Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari getting back together? Who cares? Here’s Kristin in lingerie. [Sharapova’s Thigh]

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