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• The Ice Cream Family Corner and Sandwiches restaurant opened just three months ago in Ocala, Florida and in an attempt to drum up some business, came up with the idea to have an ice cream cone mascot stand on the street corner to promote the place. Unfortunately, a majority of the people in the world are idiots because business dropped precipitously shortly afterward. It was discovered that word on the street (and even worse, on Facebook) was the mascot’s costume resembled the uniform of a Klu Klux Klan member. But does it really look like that? You be the judge. Friggin’ morons. [msnbc]

• Ah yes, the rarely seen 100-yard touchdown pass video. [Off the Bench]

• Ha. Cincinnati Bengals fan takes shot at team on his death bed. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Ladies and gentlemen, the best of the 2011 Surf Dog competition. [With Leather]

• The NHL will not be punishing Wayne Simmonds for his alleged homophobic slur directed at Sean Avery. [Puck Daddy]

• Jason Taylor; Chad Henne is more talented than Mark Sanchez. [Shutdown Corner]

• There is an NBA general manager who does not know how to use Google. [That NBA Lottery Pick]

• They really packed ’em in at the Marlins game last night. And by that I mean they didn’t. [Busted Coverage]

• Yes! LOLNFL Week 3! [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• The 7 biggest team chokes in sports history. [Sports Pickle]

• Ozzie Guillen Fiesta Poster. [TAUNTR]

• Check out this super drunk guy desperately trying to get out of a funhouse. [Sharapova’s Thigh]

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