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(Caption) Red Sox Fan’s ‘Five Dollar Footlong’ Gesture Ruined By Diving Player

Sure, her form is a bit suspect, but given she was nearly plowed over by Conor Jackson during her impromptu ode to Subway restaurants, I am left quite impressed. That’s dedication, kids. Perhaps the Boston Red Sox could learn a thing or two from this gal.

And yes, I am well aware that this entire post is profoundly stupid and a complete waste of time. But thanks for pointing it out.

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