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• It took 18 years of not clipping her fingernails, but now Chris “The Dutchess” Walton is now the Guinness Book of World Record-holder of the person with the most disgusting fingernails on the planet. Her nails are 10-feet-2-inches on her left hand and 9-feet-7-inches on her right hand and make me want to vomit. Seriously, that is so gross. [Yahoo!]

• Josh Hamilton hits grand slam, wins free flooring for some very lucky customers. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Why is Tedy Bruschi so g-darned mad at Chad Ochocinco? [Awful Announcing]

• Here’s video of Sarah Palin doing highlights of the Michigan basketball team in 1987. Bow-chick-a-bow-wow. [Off the Bench]

• Check out this Auburn tailgate item: a casket turned into a cooler/grill. [Busted Coverage]

• After a pretty eventful weekend, the Auburn Eagle is doing quite well. [Rumors & Rants]

• Joe Johnson’s shoe closet is a sight to behold. [That NBA Lottery Pick]

• Here’s a photo of Redskins tight ends wearing tights. [D.C. Sports Bog]

• Rangers fan catches foul ball, doesn’t stop talking on his cell phone. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Offensive student section shirts. [TAUNTR]

• Yes! The Sex Cannon makes his triumphant return to KSK! [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

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