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• A 6-foot, 290-lb New York man is suing White Castle after he alleges he became embarrassed after trying to squeeze himself into what he says are far too small of booths in one of their restaurants. Martin Kessman says while trying to force himself into the booth he slammed his knee into the post underneath the table, causing significant pain. The federal lawsuit claims the booths are in violation of the Americans With Disabilities Act. Wait. Weighing 290 pounds means your disabled? Sounds to me the only disability this guy has is the inability to stop pounding White Castle’s delicious, delicious hamburgers. Try mixing in a salad every once in a while, porky. But to be honest, it is hard to refuse the siren song that is a sack of sliders. Now I’m hungry. [Yahoo!]

• Many, many years ago, former NBA star Glen Rice and Sarah Palin had a one-night stand. Bow-chick-a-bow-wow. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Yeah, Timberwolves new head coach Rick Adelman and T-Wolves exec David Kahn are probably not going to be Facebook friends. [The Basketball Jones]

• The new show, Dan Le Batard Is Highly Questionable, is highly questionable. [Awful Announcing]

• The Miami Dolphins cut Benny Sapp after one game one day after being burned on the Patriots’ 99-yard TD pass. [Rumors & Rants]

• Is Tigers catcher Alex Avila’s mask made out of flint or something? [Bob’s Blitz]

• Here are some photos of Erin Andrews working out in spandex for a magazine shoot. [Sharapova’s Thigh]

• LeBron James made fun of Dwyane Wade’s feet on Twitter. Okay. [That NBA Lottery Pick]

• (Photo) Manny Ramirez exits jail with incredibly hard nipples. Gross. [The Sports Hernia Blog]

• Speaking of Manny’s exit from jail, he is now guilty of wanton microphone abuse. [Off the Bench]

• Photo gallery: the best shoes in sports. [Unathletic]

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