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• Well that’s odd. Julio Socarras Mompeller, 31, was traveling with his wife and child to a 9/11 ceremony when police saw him allegedly exposing himself through the sunroof of his Mercedes Benz. Mompeller was in the passenger seat with no shirt on and was making hand motions while exposing himself. His wife and child admit that they saw him expose himself but could not say what possessed him to do so. I can tell you — two words: Never Forget. [msnbc]

• Ron Jaworski dropped a s**t bomb during Monday Night Football last night. [Busted Coverage]

• Manny Ramirez was arrested last night on domestic abuse charges. [Big League Stew]

• CBS tennis analyst Mary Carillo on Serena Williams: she’s “an assclown.” [Off the Bench]

• According to a recent health inspection, Wrigley Field is totally disgusting. [With Leather]

• A Patriots bar in D.C. sells an item they refer to as “Gisele’s Sweet-Ass Potato Fries.” [Larry Brown Sports]

• Video of Jonathan Toews accidentally nailing a kid during a children’s camp. [Outside the Boxscore]

• Reasons why nothing is going to get done in the near future relating to the NBA lockout. [Pine Riders]

• Beware of Zombie Announcers! [Awful Announcing]

• Video: Kate Upton on the Jets sidelines during the team’s game on Sunday night. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Headline: “Ancient Chinese Secret Say Peter King Confuciused About Colts’ Sucktardery.” I can see that. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

Monday Night Football Matchup Venn Diagram. [TAUNTR]

• Guy forms a Luigi in a Tetris game. Huh? [Sharapova’s Thigh]

The Onion Headline of the Day: Grown Men Inspired By Stupid Little Sign Hanging In Locker Room