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• Apparently, authorities do not look too fondly upon a person setting up a fake online ad inviting people to an orgy at the house of a feuding neighbor, as 44-year-old Philip Conran has pleaded guilty in Connecticut court to risk of injury to a child last week. Why risk of injury to a child? Because one of the several people who showed up for the fake orgy groped a teenage girl at the residence. Not good. Pervert Groper Guy was also arrested. [azcentral]

• If you aren’t familiar with the Surf Dog Hall of Fame, you ain’t living. [With Leather]

• Lance Briggs will be wearing 9/11 tribute gear on Sunday, NFL fine or not. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Speaking of tributes, these are the shoes Matt Hasselbeck will be wearing on Sunday. They were, of course, made in China. [Busted Coverage]

• If you somehow missed it or want to see it again, here’s Randall Cobb’s brilliant 108-yard kickoff return. [Bob’s Blitz]

• In other NFL news, Charles Woodson opened the NFL season with a celebratory crotch punch. [Shutdown Corner]

• Man, is Peyton Manning’s contract extension looking great or what? [Deuce of Davenport]

• Tiki Barber’s girlfriend posed for Maxim, ruined it by talking too much about Tiki. [Off the Bench]

• Here’s Steve Nash practicing with his MLS team. [Ball Don’t Lie]

• Here’s video of a soccer player sliding crotch-first into a goalpost. [Outside the Boxscore]

• Dwight Howard loves to dance, especially when he’s in Mongolia. [The Basketball Jones]

• This week’s KSK Sex/Fantasy Football Mailbag has a sexy season kickoff theme. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Tom Brady UGG for men commercial soundtrack alternatives. [TAUNTR]

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