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(Video) Gone To The Dogs: Coastal Carolina Football Coach Might Be Insane

This video is so chock-full of awesomeness. I don’t even know where to begin. Perhaps I should start with identifying the man who one day might be known as the college football coach who gave the most bizarre performance during a press conference ever.

His name is David Bennett and he is the head coach of the Coastal Carolina Chanticleers. I cannot say for certain, as I am incapable of probing the inner workings of the mind of a raving lunatic, Bennett is attempting to illustrate the superiority of dogs over cats by telling a story about “a little kitty cat” in his kitchen and a one-way screen door. Or something. I quickly became confused while watching this exhibition of twisted genius when he started frenetically waving his arms about and began incessantly meowing to prove his point that his team needs more dogs than cats. Like I said, the entire scene is a freaky one and way out there.

[H/T Off the Bench]