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Wake N’ Blog: Nothing To See Here; Just A Drunk Moose Stuck In A Tree

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• A Swedish man discovered what appeared to be a drunk moose stuck in a neighbor’s tree in southern Sweden. Per Johansson, heard quite the roar from his neighbor’s yard. When he went over to inspect the source of the noise, Johnannson saw a female moose tangled up in his neighbor’s apple tree. The moose likely became intoxicated from eating the fermented apples. Police and rescue crews were able to free the sloshed moose, who was still sleeping it off nearby a day later. [Yahoo!]

• With their release of team-themed lingerie, Newcastle United proves they understand sports marketing. [With Leather]

• The Cleveland Indians bullpen is no match for this squirrel. [Larry Brown Sports]

• The punter for the San Diego Chargers got paid, y’all. [Rumors & Rants]

• Lions head coach Jim Schwartz does not believe in weather. [Shutdown Corner]

• Check out this video of a fan getting hit by a home run ball in San Diego. [Outside the Boxscore]

• Nice bullpen hazing backpacks, White Sox relievers. [Off the Bench]

• Excellent: KSK’s 2001 PREKAKKE: NFC. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Here’s video of Michael Strahan mocking Eli Manning on Mike & Mike. [Bob’s Blitz]

• John Mayberry of the Philadelphia Phillies used his agent to try and pick up a chick. [Big League Stew]

• The Packer Mobile is headed to Lambeau, kiddies! [Busted Coverage]

• Rex Ryan wants to get busy or die tryin’. [Hugging Harold Reynolds]

The Onion Headline of the Day: NFL To Fine Fans For Excessive Celebrations