OH NOES! Kris Humphries Stepped On Kim Kardashian’s Dress!
You better be careful, Kris: that dress is probably worth more than your life. At least to your new wife.
Kardashian’s Komment About The Klumsy Kris (via):
Kris is so tall so he take such big strides and he accidentally stepped on my dress at our NYC welcome party! One stride for him is maybe three strides for me, lol!
lol, indeed, Kim. lol, indeed. What a big, plodding, clumsy doofus.
God I hate myself for publishing this post. Probably almost as much as Humphries hates himself for marrying that broad, but let us not quibble over such trivialities. A dress was almost torn.