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• But then again, he probably won’t be able to keep it, because that’s how these things typically go. Wayne Sabaj went out to his garden to pick some vegetables in Johnsburg, Illinois, but what he found was a different kind of green altogether: a bag stuffed with $20 bills. Police are checking the bag for evidence, fingerprints, etc. in an attempt to link it to some crime, but if no connections can be made, they will help Sabaj determine if he can make a claim on the money. [azcentral]

• Jesus, not again. NHL veteran Wade Belak found dead in Toronto condo. [Puck Daddy]

• Matt Millen: still and idiot, only know he does it on national television for all to see. [Tirico Suave]

• Troy Aikman just might beat the living crap out of Skip Bayless the next time he sees the guy. [Off the Bench]

• Virginia Tech is auditioning a female kicker. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Darren Rovell’s new show will have a “sideline reporter.” She is attractive. [Busted Coverage]

• Texas A&M admits it has penis envy. Wait. What? [Rumors & Rants]

• @Storytime: the time Darnell Dockett almost brought a gun to practice. [With Leather]

• Here’s Dwight Howard dunking on a…giraffe? [Bob’s Blitz]

• Conflict of interest? ESPN previews Texas in its Top 25 preview even though Texas isn’t in the Top 25. [Awful Announcing]

• Yao Ming has graciously withdrawn his name from Hall of Fame consideration. [Ball Don’t Lie]

• Here’s video of LeBron, Carmelo and CP3 being amazed by magic tricks. [That NBA Lottery Pick]

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