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(Video) Brian Wilson’s Beard Is So Powerful It Can Destroy Baseball Bats

What an oddball this guy is. Just because he was placed on the 15-day disabled list retroactive to August 16th due to elbow inflammation does not mean San Francisco Giants closer Brian Wilson is incapable of maintaining the considerable level of crazy the guy seems to be operating at continuously, as evidenced by his hijinks in the dugout during yesterday’s matinee with the Cubbies.

Sure, the bat appears to have already been broken, but that’s just an optical illusion to fool you into believing that Wilson’s beard is incapable of such impressive feats of strength. It’s capacity for surprise is its greatest and most powerful asset. It’s a beard expertly trained in the dark arts, you see.