Wake N’ Blog: Man Tries Smuggling 7 Snakes, 3 Tortoises On To Flight In His Pants

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• Which invariably leads to the question: is that seven snakes and three tortoises in your pants or are you just happy to see me? TSA officials stopped a man trying to take a flight from Miami to Brazil with exotic animals in nylon bags stuffed in his pants. The Bad Idea Smuggling attempt was by detected by the body scanner. [Yahoo!]

• The Mighty MJD review of Madden 12. [Shutdown Corner]

• Great story: a Washington Nationals beer vendor saved a choking child’s life during a recent game. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Al Michaels: If the San Francisco 49ers-Oakland Raiders rivalry ends because of a few punks, then the terrorists win. Alrighty then. [Sports Grid]

• The top ten most entertaining sports media clips. [Awful Announcing]

• Alabama fan’s man cave is quite the man cave. Did I mention it is a man cave? Because the term “man cave” isn’t overdone at all. [With Leather]

• Video: cricket bowler smacked in face, teeth fly. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Uh-oh: Mike Tyson will be at Comedy Central’s roast of Charlie Sheen. This won’t end well. [Off the Bench]

• While in China, Paul Pierce met Chocolate Paul Pierce. [Busted Coverage]

• Today’s Photo Story from MSF: Tim Almighty, starring Tim Tebow and God. [Midwest Sports Fans]

• Here’s video of Dwight Howard freaking out over his Skittles pinball machine. [That NBA Lottery Pick]

• Rampage Jackson is a master of deceit. [Deuce of Davenport]

• Video: look out, Sam Bradford, because apparently, what you did constitutes legal marriage in the great state of Missourah. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• The Onion Headline of the Day: Level-Headed Yankee Fans To Take Curtis Granderson’s Excellent Season Into Account Should He Struggle Down Stretch