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Holy Moly, Chad Ochocinco Has Some Insane Aquariums In His House

Holy crap, would you get a look at that thing? You have to give Chad Ochocinco credit: love him or hate him, one has to admit that is one garishly impressive fish tank right there. I bet the feeling of sleeping under that ginormous aquarium would sufficiently duplicate what it would be like to be under the sea in an octopus’ garden in the shade. But I digress.

Created by Wayde King and Brett Raymer and their Acrylic Tank Manufacturing company, the incredible handiwork they performed on behalf of the New England Patriots wide receiver for his Florida mansion more than adequately showcases their considerable talents and provides evidence why they have their own show on Animal Planet, Tanked.

And if the above aquarium does not impress you, check out the other custom-built, over-sized tank King and Raymer constructed in Ochocinco’s living room. Oh, did I mention the aquarium houses three flat screen TVs?

Holy schnikies. That is awesome. Opulent, sure, but awesome nonetheless. In fact, it makes like this Ochocinco fellow just a little bit more. Clearly, the guy has taste and a near ravenous appreciation for the finer things in life. I can respect that.

UPDATE: Below is how the headboard aquarium looks in its more finished form (via Shutdown Corner):

Hopefully, that will put the kibosh on the need for any further discussion regarding the issue.

Sleeping with the fishes! NFL star’s amazing fish tank in his bedroom [The Daily Mail]