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Golf Course Sign: Please Note; Fertilising In Progress; Do Not Lick Your Balls

HA HA HA HA! Do not lick your balls! It works on so many levels!!

Okay, the sign, which must be in England or Great Britain or wherever due to the spelling of “fertiliser” works only on one level, but that one level sure is a doozy of a humdinger.

On a serious note, what golfer licks his balls? Wait. Don’t answer that. But really, what’s wrong with using the ball washers? Are they too icky due to other balls already getting washed in them or something? Ball lickers, such an odd bunch.

[H/T Epic Fail]