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Before This Week, Ozzie Guillen Has Never Seen A White Guy Run So Fast

And who does the Chicago White Sox manager have to thank for the amazing revelation of white lightning he witnessed during last night’s game against of Anaheim (I refer them “of Anaheim,” deal with it)? The Angels center fielder, Caucasian speed demon Peter Bourjos.

From ESPN Chicago (via Hardball Talk):

“Oh my god, he can be my favorite player,” Guillen said. “I’ve never seen a white man that can run that fast. It is really impressive.”

Don’t ever change, Ozzie. Don’t ever change.

Ozzie has man crush on Halos’ Bourjos [ESPN Chicago (via Hardball Talk)]