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Wake N’ Blog: 11-Year-Old Girl Named ‘Mayor For A Day’, Names Street After Justin Bieber

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• I know, I know: a shocking development, to be sure. A town unilaterally gives power to an 11-year-old girl and she invariably goes crazy in a fit of Bieber Fever. At least that is what happened when Caroline Gonzalez won a contest through which she was named “Mayor for a Day” of the Texas town of Forney. A portion of Main Street will temporarily be named “Justin Bieber Way.” Good for you Caroline. Next up, cleaning up City Hall and inserting Selena Gomez as Chief of Police. [msnbc]

• A Winnipeg Jets fan created the team’s logo out of 415 Rubik’s Cubes. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Jeez, as if Mets fans haven’t suffered enough, now comes this event. [With Leather]

• Delonte West tweeted that he applied for a job at The Home Depot. A joke? The truth? Who knows? [That NBA Lottery Pick]

• Your soccer headline of the day: “S*** hits the fans at Bundesliga match” [Off the Bench]

• Major League Baseball will keep it simple with its special 9/11 hats. [Big League Stew]

• Here’s video of Batting Stance Guy amusingly skewering several MLB talking heads. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Former ESPN anchor and current Dodgers radio play-by-play man Charley Steiner had some trouble articulating exactly what happened when the Brewers turned a triple play the other night. [Awful Announcing]

• Andrei Kirlienko discussed his massive back tattoo during an interview. [The Basketball Jones]

• Yay! KSK Sex-Fantasy Football Mailbag time! [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• (Photo) Suddenly, Bill Belichick’s mind drifts away from football… [The Sports Hernia Blog]

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