Statistic: At Least Two Of These Young Red Sox Fans Will One Day Face Felony Charges
I know, I know, a sobering statistic, indeed. And while it is hard to think about these young Boston Red Sox fans in that manner, given their overall adorableness and wide-eyed, youthful innocence and exuberance, I am simply playing the odds here. They are, after all, Red Sox fans, even if they are just kids now. Red Sox Nation: a bunch of drunken degenerates. Well, not these kids. Yet. But it will happen. It will happen.
Note: the views expressed in this post do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the person who wrote it. But they probably do.