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Holy Hairdon’t, Batman! This Cardinals Fan Is Rocking The Best (Or Worst) Mullet Ever

Dear Lord. That isn’t simply a mullet: that’s a Mega-Mullet. In the Land of Mullets, this guy is King.

To be completely clear, I cannot confirm for certain that King Mullet is in fact a St. Louis Cardinals fan. The only reason I suspect that to be the case is the fellow who uploaded this photo for our collected horrified amusement directed a tweet to @CardsInsider, so that’s all we have to go on. And in the end, does it really matter? Well, I suppose it does for embarrassed St. Louis Cardinals fans. I mean, would you want this guy to be part of your community? Unless you’re dying to get your hands on some tickets to a Night Ranger concert or something.

[image via @MattSebek]