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• Three more victims have emerged of the infamous Butt Slasher, bringing the total to nine incidents where women had their backsides slashed by this cretinous degenerate while shopping in northern Virginia since early February. Officers suspect that one individual is responsible for all the attacks. Ouch. A serial butt slasher. That’s gotta hurt. Both the actual butt slashing and the difficulty of the case that detectives now have to, um, crack. [msnbc]

• Here’s a photo of the lovely and talented Michelle Beadle, just sitting on a porta potty. That is all. [Busted Coverage]

• Is Reggie Bush begging Kim Kardashian to take him back? Do we care? [Rumors & Rants]

• The NBA lockout could cost NBA 2K12 a whole lot of money. [Ball Don’t Lie]

• More on the lockout: what it can teach us about the players. [The Basketball Jones]

• Brilliant: Here’s the email you just received from your fantasy football league commissioner. [Sports Pickle]

• Video of a soccer ref getting bumped, punched, kicked, hit in the head with the ball and then chased. Not a good day for that guy. [Bob’s Blitz]

• On the entire “Toronto Blue Jays stealing signs” kerfuffle. [PineRiders]

• If you’re a Leo, here’s Baron Davis reading your horoscope. [That NBA Lottery Pick]

• Happy days, folks, happy days: the return of the Sex Cannon, a/k/a Rex Grossman. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Check out Ochocinco’s new room! [TAUNTR]

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