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Wake N’ Blog: Sweet Jesus! Pastor Tased, Woman Stabbed After Church Service

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• For he who is without sin, cast the first tase? Don’t tase me, Lord? I don’t know exactly how they usually roll at New Welcome Baptist Church in St. Elmo, Alabama, but I hope that an incident where the pastor is tased and a woman gets stabbed isn’t a part of a typical church service. Simone Moore, a self-proclaimed R&B artist, tased the pastor after he was handed his last check after he was dismissed as the church’s minister of music. In the subsequent scuffle, a deacon of the church pulled out a pocket knife and began stabbing Moore’s mother. Sweet Jesus, indeed. [msnbc]

• I’d like to start off today’s links by bidding a fond, yet sad, farewell to the esteemed hockey blog, Melt Your Face Off. Some of you might know that MYFO is where I got my start in the blogging game, so it is with some sadness that I recognize its end. So long, fellas, and best of luck. [Melt Your Face Off]

• Chad Ochocinco is intending to live with a fan during the first few weeks of the season. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Holy decapitated head bowling ball, Batman! [Busted Coverage]

• The San Francisco Giants will be holding a Star Wars Day and part of the event will be a “Brian Wilson Frozen In Carbonite” giveaway. [Off the Bench]

• A mustachioed Bill Simmons was disturbing enough, but how about a mustachioed Bill Simmons who is also a pirate? [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• These “I Love Lucy” jerseys the Jamestown Jammers wore last week were certainly interesting. [Big League Stew]

• Jason Terry makes an appearance in some  music video for a millionaire rapper I have never heard of. [The Basketball Jones]

• The goalie for Barcelona drilled the scoreboard at Cowboys Stadium. [Outside the Boxscore]

• The NFL has announced a super-awesome promotion that no one should really care about. [Shutdown Corner]

• Ten caddie do’s and don’t’s. [Sports Pickle]

• An amusing look at acceptable foul ball etiquette. [TAUNTR]

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