Caption: Adam Vinatieri Showcases His Flexibility While Ripping An Epic Fart
Say what you want about NFL kickers: they’re soft, they shouldn’t be regarded as “real” NFL players, and so on and so forth. Yet some things remain irrevocably true no matter how one feels about a kicker’s relative worth and overall manliness when compared to other players: due to their grueling training regimen and unique workout routines, they are incredibly flexible and as you can see by the above photo of Indianapolis Colts kicker Adam Vinatieri, when prompted, can be quite the cut-ups.
Also, say what you want about sports bloggers, in particular yours truly: they’re sophomoric, they shouldn’t be regarded as “real” writers, and so on and so forth. Yet one fact remains irrevocably true no matter how one feels about a sports blogger’s relative worth and overall talent when compared to other writers: it really does look like Vinatieri is ripping one in the above photo, and doing so in impressive fashion at that. And that my friends, is funny, no matter which way you cut it. The cheese, that is.