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Wake N’ Blog: In Walmart News, Some Guy Urinated On 46 Six-Packs Of Malt Liquor

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• Matthew Bihn faces charges of destruction of property and unlawful deposit (ha!) after he was caught “yellow-handed” urinating on six-packs of malt liquor in a Rapid City, South Dakota Walmart. A hilarious story all the way around – Walmart truly is the Holy Temple of White Trash, but I love the name of one of the charges: unlawful deposit. Ain’t that the truth. [azcentral]

• Boy, Steve Williams sure is holding a grudge against Tiger Woods. [Devil Ball Golf]

• Deion Sanders disgraced the Hall of Fame by shilling for a corporate sponsor during the ceremony. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Radio host Tony Bruno called a Giants pitcher an “illegal alien” on Twitter. [Off the Bench]

• According to this graphic, one of Phillies pitcher Cole Hamels keys to victory is to “drop a deuce.” Ha. [Busted Coverage]

• Video of Heinz Field getting “blown up” for the new Dark Knight film. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Video of a squirrel digging up a nut on the fairway of the 12th hole during the WGC Bridgestone Invitational. [It’s Always Sunny In Detroit]

• Profiling 10 quarterbacks who will be lining up behind center this upcoming NFL season. [The Legend of Cecilio Guante]

The Onion Headline of the Day: Public Urinator Gives Passerby Dirty Look