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Takin’ It To The Tweets: Where Martell Webster’s Thoughts Turn To Shark Orgies

Aaaand The Discovery Channel’s “Shark Week” claims yet another victim. Ladies and gentlemen, Minnesota Timberwolves guard/forward Martell Webster is learning a whole lot about sharks, perhaps a bit too much, as evidenced by the above tweet.

Although I do have one concern, or at least a question, regarding Martellus’ tweet: he does understand that eating whale blubber causes sharks to get randy and have orgies, and that does not necessarily mean it has the same effect on humans. Or is he insinuating he’d be game to take part in an orgy with sharks? Because that just sounds flat out dangerous.

[H/T Pro Basketball Talk]