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I’m Not Saying The Item On Dwyane Wade’s Dinner Plate Looks Eerily Like Something…

Then again, I am not saying whatever that is sitting on Dwyane Wade’s dinner plate does not eerily resemble a certain something that no entree should ever resemble, either. Egad.

The “main course,” as it were,  even has its own nifty ring (so the diner can “last” longer? Wait. What?), if you follow what I’m getting at with that. Also, the bean is a nice touch. Or a terrible, terrible one, depending on which way you’re going at it. Wait, going at it – that’s even more unnecessary innuendo, and there’s plenty of that to go around right there on Dwyane Wade’s plate. Once again, egad.

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