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• A 33-year-old woman from Delavan, Wisconsin is suing a 35-year-old man from Edgerton, Wisconsin for allegedly knowingly giving her herpes. She is seeking $350,000 in damages. The two engaged in an affair while both were married to other people, consummating their relationship in the man’s pickup truck (of course). Now the woman says her husband is reluctant to have sex with her because of the genital herpes. No word on whether or not the fact that she banged some other guy in his pickup truck has anything to do with his reluctance. [azcentral]

• Goodness gracious, this woman’s Motocross event at the X-Games set back women’s sports about 50 years. [Off the Bench]

• Rex Ryan’s new tattoo is something else. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Speaking of tattoos, check out this one of Kobe Bryant. [Busted Coverage]

• Speaking of Rex Ryan, it sure looks like his brother has a big of a mouth as he does. [Larry Brown Sports]

• The Philadelphia Eagles could very well be the greatest team in the history of organized sports. [With Leather]

• If the great James Joyce, who in my opinion is the greatest writer in the history of the English language, wrote about the NBA lockout. [The Basketball Jones]

• Stephon Marbury owes a bank $15 million. That’s a shame. [Ball Don’t Lie]

• Ben Roethlisberger has agreed to restructure his contract. [Rumors & Rants]

• Just so you know, Peter King knows that Citgo coffee isn’t as good as Nazi coffee. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Internal team slogans of all MLB teams. [Sports Pickle]

• Finally, somebody has classified and documented baseball’s so-called “Unwritten Rules.” [TAUNTR]

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