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(Off Topic Ad) A Doctor Who Specializes In Vasectomies Has The Name Richard Chopp

As in Dick Chopp. That’s gold, Jerry. Gold! That’s like a proctologist having the name Brownstar or Probe. Or a hyphenated Probe-Brownstar. You know because she’s married and wanted to keep her maiden name. Actually, are there a lot of female proctologists, even? And what nationality would Brownstar be anyway? Dutch, maybe?

[H/T @darrenrovell]