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Takin’ It To The Tweets: What In The Hell Is Dick Vitale Talking About Here?

Okay, the tweet starts off well enough. Vitale is referring to Reggie Bush taking his talents to South Beach to play for the Miami Dolphins, then he mentions LeBron James and Dwyane Wade, but unfortunately, he doesn’t use the correct Twitter handle for Wade @DwyaneWade). Instead, Dickie V uses @DewayneWade, which belongs to somebody apparently named Shaquile Jackson and hasn’t been used since 2009. And what’s going on at the end there? Something about Jennifer Lopez and Club Liv? I’m corn-fused.

Seriously, that tweet is pretty much the equivalent of a person having a stroke and simultaneously describing it in 140 characters or less. Not awesome, baby.