How Exciting! I Finally Received My Invitation To The Humphries-Kardashian Wedding!
To be honest, I was starting to get worried, secretly believing I was going to be snubbed and miss out on the social event of the season: the Kris Humphries-Kim Kardashian nuptials. But I kept telling myself, “Be patient. Maybe the invite was lost in the mail or something. There’s no way a fellow Minnesota boy will do you wrong.” Well, my patience paid off now that I received the above invitation in the mail this afternoon, and let me tell you this: I am elated.
I am, however, somewhat worried about the “Black Tie” condition. Does that mean I have to wear a collard shirt, too? Because that’s not the kind of attire that I feel most comfortable in.
What’s that? A TMZ watermark on the photo? Huh. I don’t see it. I guess it must be some kind of optical illusion that only other people like you can see. Might want to get your eyes checked.