Gilbert Arenas’ New Twitter Avatar Shows How He Classifies Women Classily
My new avi is how my bbm is set up so to all my ladies. Figure out where u are!! haha
Now, I’m no expert in the field of hoochiemamaism, but my guess is there has to be some crossover in those classifications. For example, isn’t it possible that a girl who is the best at fellatio could also have given it up on the first night? I mean, stranger things have happened.
I have one suggestion for Arenas: he should probably create a category for “Girls who gave me an STD.” You know, just to be safe. Also, “Girls who wouldn’t give me the time of day if I wasn’t a millionaire basketball player and only love me for my celebrity and money.” A bit wordy, yes, but it would certainly help Arenas understand why he has 33 women categorized at being the best at fellatio, because if this new avatar is any indication and it isn’t some ill-conceived and crude attempt at humor, he could use some help with that.
[H/T The Basketball Jones]